Potty Training

I bought Cameron a new Ninja Turtle yesterday. I told him if he could pee in the potty 5 times or poop once then we could open the box. So far we're at one pee. Hopefully, today will go well. Please let it go well.

Cameron Craziness

I was talking to Cameron during bath time tonight. I am sure my kids are sick of me testing possible baby brother names on them, but I do it anyway. And I said, "how about your baby brother will be baby Graham?" To which Cameron responded, "No mommy Graham is my cousin." I said, "noooo who are your cousins?" "Luke." Then into deep thought so I prompted with "..and baby Avery?" "Oh yes." "And baby Olivia?" "No mommy, she is a a cracker." And I thought what the heck is he talking about so I asked again. "you mean your cousin?" "No mommy she is just a little baby cracker."

haha Ok so no more TV time with daddy. Not sure why the dark haired cousin gets to be the cracker, and his whitey white haired self is not. But whatever. Lord I need to watch what he is picking up.

Make that Kids 2, Mom 0

Cameron just flung poo again. I don't know WTH to do with him. I have tried every possible thing to potty train him and he has zero interest. Or will tell me its too hard.

I'm off to order more Gap "zips" to make him wear them backwards.

I AM THE MOMMY. I WILL WIN. ...eventually...I hope.

Just starting out...

Here is my first post with a picture of Cameron doing this crazy "Cheese" he does that cracks me up....